Hello, my name is Jimmy. I enjoy business work and my absolute favourite is shredding papers. My boss' name is Mary and we get along great.

I live in an apartment with my wife Daniel. Me and Daniel own two dogs. One dog is named Petal and Petal is a Labrador. Petal is a Golden Labrador. The other dog is named Fanolopo and Fanolopo is a Siamese.

My favourite food is bananas with strawberry syrup, and my favourite drink is water. I enjoy going ice skating with my wife every winter.

My wife is the best! Daniel enjoys cooking and she loves making cakes. She says there's a secret ingredient and whilst I don't know what it is, I think it's the reason why there are screaming sounds coming from the kitchen when the door is locked. Daniel says I can help her make it next time.

Yesterday, Daniel and I went to the shops to buy some asparagus. I love asparagus, but not as much as bananas with strawberry syrup.

When I am at home and my wife is busy in the kitchen, I go on the Facebook. I particularly love the "minion memes" as the young generation calls them and I find them absolutely hilarious!

When I was a young girl, my mother and I, who was named Jimmy also, went on a trip to the river. We were going to fish. I caught one fish and it was a carp. I named the carp "Rufus". I was very upset when I was informed that Rufus was to be my dinner. I was very sad for many days afterwards. Even now, I am a vegetarian.

My father's name was Jim. He was rather mean and killed Rufus, and then disappeared the next day. According to Jimmy, he had died when a random person who was not my mother shot him for making me sad. I fully believe what she said, and to this day I wonder who cared that much for me that they would shoot my father for making me cry.

Sometimes, when I am very tired, I go to the toilet. It's a very personal thing so please don't be irritated if I don't tell you!